The Last Tiki Bar on Mars – A Novel in HTML

The Last Tiki Bar on Mars – A Novel in HTML

Some years ago talk started about collecting volunteers to go colonize Mars. A bold effort, though it makes more sense to take our moon first. Yet all kinds of people were ready to sign up. Then Elon Musk came out saying he’d like to live out his last days...
Your Next Action Movie

Your Next Action Movie

Here’s the oblique movie plot: without more mosquitoes, the Earth will be destroyed. You’ve got the 23 year old female medical intern straining against the tyranny of her bra as she asks the silver-backed male medical professional: “But Doctor, are...

Underneath an Acnalbasac Noom

Hey kids, Slapp Happy was a German/English avant-pop group, formed in Germany in 1972. Let’s sample some of their wisdom: He used to wear fedorasNow he sports a fezThere’s cabalistic innuendoesIn everything he saysSucking at a...

Facebook Poetry

Poetry I found this post on Facebook. I added some line breaks, and now it’s poetry. Take it for a taste: I can smell the dog poop and rotting pearswafting in from the yard that I couldn’t clean upwhile the world was on fireRGB has died.
El Sonido Agresivo De Los Yaki

El Sonido Agresivo De Los Yaki

Hey Teen Gang! It’s 1966, it’s Mexico and it’s damn fine. You can read a wee bit more about these fine lads here on Discogs. I was fortunate to pick this LP up at a garage sale here in Portland. These gents took British Invasion pop hits of the...

Orange Astronauts

Back before time was invented, I donated some money to KPSU, the student radio station at Portland State University. In return I got a box of CD’s, I guess of stuff they had lying around. This included two CD’s by a group or a guy at least calling himself...