My New Patent

I’m about to submit my software patent application for Re-inventing The Wheel. If you know enough to get this joke, then you are terribly, terribly screwed.

What to do…

You are a pub owner. You’re watching your staff pour beer you’ve paid for into a spill trough in the effort to kill the foam for a proper pint. Good for you, but what about that spilled beer? Pour the runoff into a bucket and put it through your still to...