The Hot New Band

Marya DeVoto suggested the best should-be band name for 2012 so far – “Controversial Pornfest” Dude, they were soooo cool before they sold out, man.

Easy Listening

Just think – most of us will live to see the day when Gangsta Rap is played on the oldies station.  Or whatever the equivalent will be in 2020. Perhaps we’ll also see nostalgic movies of the era as well. Stay tuned!

Step 1

Step 1: Post about it on my blog Step 2: “Borrow” time machine Step 3: Travel back to 1940 and father Chuck Norris Step 4: Profit!

Clambake

The next social networking alternative to Facebook – Clambake(.com)! Ben Balzer has already come up with the marketing pitch:Duuuuude. Like, have you heard of this righteously crescent fresh site, Clambake? Whoa, its like the dopest shit around, maaan. You gotta check...